This morning a vault fire underground shut down the Yonge-University Spadina line and chaos ensued. According to Toronto City Councillor Shelley Carroll the delay could not have been prevented by better infrastructure. Carroll said via twitter: “This Vault fire was powerful enough to take down whole system & back up. New signalling wld’ve gone too I’m afraid.” Still, the delay inconvenienced thousands of Torontonians.
The announcement: “Attention all customers on the Yonge-University-Spadina line…”
Disney
The denial: I will not be late. I will still not be late.
HBO
Anger: F#%K WHAT THE ACTUAL F$@K.
CBS
Loneliness: Where are my friends? Why am I stuck? Can this train move?
FOX
Acceptance: “Hey I’ll be late today…” or “Oh you know, residual delays” or “Don’t even”
CBS, THE GRAMMYS
Oh Toronto, you little trooper. Hold your head up high, we’ll eventually get to transit paradise.
City Of Toronto
Earvin Solitario
Journalism student obsessed with politics. Earvin once asked a friend visiting New York City to visit Hillary Clinton's headquarters. If he's not asking politicians questions he is busy eating donuts.
